Ohmygod. I fell down laughing and hurt myself. And all I'd gotten through was the introduction to Alternate Gerrolds. This is a terrifically inventive, often funny collection of really short stories that DG wrote for Mike Resnick; of which he says he's not ashamed. Nor should he be, even though he said it tongue in cheek. Seriously, how could you not want to find out what happens when the "most qualified person is elected president of the US?" or who the better commander of the Enterprise would be Shatner or JFK? Stop...Dave...my mind is going. I can feel it...Dave?

(Source: Benbella Books)